Tomilota love gist

It’s the TOMILOTA love gist.
….clears throat…hmmm… u better carry stool make u come hear am.
Sometimes it’s a little difficult to write a love story especially of someone you know so much about.  How I go come start now o….
Henhen, me I no be alarina . I just sabi d story small nooni.  Dat was how the small girl finished from primary school, proceed to secondary school, and so on and so forth. This small girl in the little corner where she dey huzzle, suddenly got a surprise call one day.hmmmm……guess who? Well well…the Great Marriage committees. Chai, she start to calculate, could it be the fair brother that used to overgreet me/?, kai, I hope not o, or is it that spirikoko brother that can even skabash to greet you good morning…ewoo…. Ds person sef fit propose in tongues. Who could it be o. then within the few days before the marriage committee meeting, ds small come start to fast, pray, skabash, skobosh( m not sure ooo) lol.
Then the day finally came, I was not there o, but trust me the report came to me, the qualified journalist of myself( got my own bachelors degree in my head. M very sure she wore the best of her dresses so that the brother will not pick race. She waited and waited, hehehe, bro no come o… (if na me hen, fine no1 niyen o) hmmm…. Eventually sha, she saw one handsome, tall, dark skinned(exactly complimenting her light skin), white-teethed, smartly dressed young man. Chai, she don dey water, but trust ladies to carry bold face. She start to think, but the person wey I dey see for my dream no come fine reach ds na, haba, ds brother fine o. hmmm…..lets hope say his spoken english go superb sha.
Na so the bro wey suppose propose no know wetin he go talk o, chai. Gbagaun….(dat kind tongue tied love), God answer my prayers o. eventually, he gathered words, and though I wasn’t there, lemme guess this is what he said,
The love of my life, when God led me to you years back, I never knew my love for you would have grown so much to this extent. You are everything I ever needed in a wife. And I am ever grateful to God for giving you to me because I know I don’t deserve you. You are Godly, God fearing, prayerful, beautiful, dutiful, diligent, industrious, in short, you are a virtuous woman. I will be the most lucky, happiest, and fulfilled man on earth, if you could follow Gods will and accept my hand in marriage. I love you so much that I cannot even describe it myself. Be my bride, friend, helper, love, better-half, confidant and my counselor. Let me always wake up to your ever smiling, radiant and joyful face that God has given you. I love you so much…
Hmmmm….me sef dey water o…ds kin Love tn…I can almost imagine the oyinbo girl, blushing and crying furiously(imagination nooni).  Well, to cut to looong story short…she shyly said YES. And now the knot is to be tied officialy.
I am sure you will not even try to make any attempt of not gracing the occasion of watching these two young lovers declare their love for each other before God. Come in your purple and baby pink attire(if you have ni o, don’t use your school fees o). And one of the important hosts (lemme feel myself) will be happily waiting to receive you.
Love you allllllllllll…………..